I actually laughed out loud…. but I did not lol. Click through to see why.
The Art of a High-Five: Courtesy of a Real-Life Barney Stinson, no doubt.
(via fuckyeahscrubs)
Ah Zeltzer. You complete me.
THEY’RE POISON!
(via thechocolatebrigade)
My favourite thing to shout at people? “This is why we can’t have nice things!!!!!!”
Ways To Make Friends on Tumblr Part 1:
Bully your friends until they add you. It’s for their own good.
Much love to popequiz for all of the ridiculousness that I loved to put him through!
In my perfect world, there is always milk for cereal, and brothers never get arrested at protests.
A little humour for y’all:
“I don’t want to make any huge generalisations about women, I’m not here to do that, it’s- it’s vulgar. But all I’ll say is that they have no feelings. Because it’s actually men, you’ll find, who are the far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say, “I’ve found somebody. She’s amazing. If I don’t get to be with this person, I’m fucked. I can’t carry on, no I mean it, she’s totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. I can’t stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don’t, I going to end up in some bedsit, I’ll be alcoholic, I’ll have itchy trousers. I can’t- I can’t walk the streets any more.” That, is how women feel about shoes. “
-Dylan Moran
Tomorrow, I’m dressing as a ninja for work.
